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More politifakes by PeteofSanJose

romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 10:13 pm
Fair enough.HAHA... You don't seem like a bad guy. Just funning around. Nothing personal. Good luck this November. And I mean that. Take care! God Bless.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 10:11 pm
We will never agree on anything, except that I'm not a good speller and you are a freaking liberal genius....LOL
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 9:40 pm
Oh, if you felt that way you'd be sick of conservatards nitpicking over Obama's birth certificate. Your party is the KING of wasting time on things that don't matter (Swiftboating,g** marriage, etc.). So no one is buying it. Least of all you.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 9:37 pm
Look, if I hurt your feelings, sorry. But doing the typical "ALL LIBERALS ARE A-HOLE" things opens you up to this kind of attack. And if mistakes really matter to you, then Romney's campaign must really be getting you down,a lifetime's worth in a week.LOL
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:19 pm
Oh, I forgot, THANK YOU for the correction so all of your liberal A-HOLE buddies can understand what I was saying...LOL
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:18 pm
AND, it's just like a liberal to jump on the things that really don't matter.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hey, A-HOLE if not spelling something is so bad, why don't you think about the road to hell your "Precious Leader" is taking you down. Spelling errors are NOTHING compared to the errors your leader has made.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:07 pm
She's obviousley an....IDIOT!


DEPORT - This muthaf**ker right after Piers Morgan


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More politifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2012, 6:21 pm

WTFO only comes around in the evenings, I've known him for a long time and I can a**ure you that he will make the poster and he will still be an active member of the site. Can't you guys take the high road long enough to give him a chance?
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 5:43 pm
@Cranky... Unfortunately, it sounds like our little wanker WTFO has run off with his tail between his legs. I don't imagine we will see this coward any time soon. He has banished himself, it would seem, out of embarrassment and anger.lol
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:32 pm
@WTFO, I'll just keep commenting on this poster every day until you fulfil your debt of honor. No rush though, just don't want you forgetting is all. =)
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:31 am
At your leisure, sir.
fauxnews - November 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
@WTFO: Since you're buying the winners a round, I'd like a Guiness, mate.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 8:03 pm
Getting nervous yet WTFO?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 9:59 pm
Sure. Any time before inauguration day, it is.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 9:56 pm
That's more than ample time to complete it considering we'll know the winner early Nov. Let's go with that. I'm sure neither of us will take that long, though.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 6:00 pm
WTFO, do you want to set a date for when the poster is due? I'm thinking that because we're only betting the one poster, maybe inauguration day would be as good a day as any? I'm flexible though, any thoughts/preferences?
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Fine then. Good luck.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 5:55 pm
Nothing disingenuous on my part. A bet is a bet and I normally wish the other luck. How you received it is your problem. If you felt that was an insult to your intelligence, then it's on you, not me. I didn't send it that way.
crankyhead - October 8, 2012, 12:55 pm
I won't need it. I'd wish you luck as well, but it would probably appear just as disingenuous as it did, when you said it to me, just then. There's no need to insult everyone's intelligence a second time, right?
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 3:02 am
Good luck.
crankyhead - October 7, 2012, 10:48 pm
Sure. I can do that bet. You're on.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:23 pm
As for the wager. I don't think it needs to be complicated. I think 1 poster from the loser would do. How about a good pic of the winning candidate w/ title "PRESIDENT X" and language "The winner of 2012 election. Cranky or WTFO was right, I was wrong"?
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:18 pm
done serving my country, I'll rejoin the workforce and use my skills/expertise to get a job. Maybe then, I'll have more time to waste on the net.
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:17 pm
Wow. For someone who "runs a business" you sure have a lot of time to surf the net on motifake and politifake. Must be nice to "work from home". Also, I don't "work", I serve. There is a big difference but I wouldn't expect you to understand. When I'm
WTFO - October 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Name the 27 lies. You really need to start understanding that just because you don't like things/or that they disagree with your dogma doesn't mean they are lies. It is a weak ego defense you use, my friend.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
The only people who think that Romney won that debate, are the people who weren't bothered at all by the fact that Romney went on television, and told 27 lies in 45 minutes.
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:02 pm
...this sound like a reasonable wager to you? Any other caveats you'd like to add?
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 5:01 pm
...inauguration day? The election is what, Nov 6th? And inauguration day is what the second week of January, or something like that? So that'll give the loser of the bet, something like 8 weeks to make 5 posters they don't want to. Does...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
the posters being submitted, have to be approved by the other person first. So if you win, whatever Romney poster(s?) I make, have to get the ok from you first, and vice versa. We'll also give a deadline to complete them, say...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
As far as the wager, how about something like this: Obama wins the election, you owe politifake at least one, maybe up to five, pro-Obama posters. If Romney wins, I owe the same number of pro-Romney posters. You pick the number. One caveat though...
crankyhead - October 5, 2012, 4:55 pm
For the record WTFO, I run a business. I'm a land owner, and a tax payer. I have employees. By definition, I'm a 'job-creator'. Unlike you, I don't work for a paycheck, I sign them. So you can take your a**umptions elsewhere.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:43 am
Unless of course you want to back out after seeing the President get his tail handed to him by all the facts and his failed record in the debate. I'll understand if you've lost your nerve on this proposed wager.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:41 am
tends to be a low priority for me. That said, what kind of wager involves a poster? I may be interested.
WTFO - October 5, 2012, 12:40 am
As I've told you in the past, I'm not like you. I have a life that doesn't revolve around milking govt entitlements while surfing the internet in Mommy's basement. I serve my nation, go to school and have a great family. So responding to your ignorance...
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 5:25 pm
No huh? That's cool, I don't blame you.
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:28 pm
...willing to wager a poster or two on the outcome. Are you the gambling type WTFO?
crankyhead - October 2, 2012, 5:27 pm
The likelihood of the outcome of the election, still residing in the land of 'I guess we'll have to wait and see', is nil. The only hope iro(m)n(e)y has, is if someone decides to steal it for him. If you'd like to make it interesting though, I'd be...
WTFO - October 2, 2012, 12:52 am
I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens in Nov. Good luck, your broken ideology will need it.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:38 am
...liberalism as an ideology is in trouble, I got news for you. There's an election in November, and frankly, conservatism isn't doing too well in the polls, if you know what I mean.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:36 am
Envy of others success? Conspiracy theories? What in tarnation are you prattling on about now? You know what else is fun to watch? The death throes of proper spelling and grammar in the language a person was raised with. If you really think that...
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:36 am
You truly can't propose a logical argument (at least you're not a ignorant tool though). Go ahead and stick to your envy of others' success and your conspiracy theories. I'll stick to facts and evidence. The death throws of liberalism are fun to watch.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 2:34 am
I understand your positions completely. You are a blind hater and a troll on this site. You are really sticking to a tax conspiracy with no proof and attack birthers at the same time. HAHAHAHA. "a lot can change in 4 yrs". Experience? By voting present?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:06 am
As for the Obama quote, he said that in 2004. A lot can change in 4 years. You can gain a lot of experience in 4 years. Heck, some people get whole degrees in 4 years. BTW, the only weakness between us, is your inability to understand my positions.
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:02 am
What Im curious about is what he is hiding? He's clearly hiding something. There is no reason to eat this much bad press for something he could've done away with months ago. The hidden ***e shows his character is that of hiding things. Hmm, must be bad
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
...isn't fit to run a struggling economy.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
the answer to that in a 2009 return? Or possibly a 2008 return? Perhaps he's owing back taxes? Who knows? All we do know is that he's not going to tell us. Again, a guy who can't do his own taxes, or who's going to lie about how he does his taxes...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 2:00 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:59 am
Well, what better way for him to avoid the coming storm, than to release two years worth of returns, one's showing that he paid too much? How kind of him, right? You suppose there's a reason he paid too much in 2011? You suppose maybe you'd find...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 1:58 am
DIAGNOSIS: Diarrhea of the mouth. SYMPTOMS: Spewing endless crap. CAUSE: Letting liberals get under his skin, can't keep his big boy pants on. CURE: 2nd term of Obama. PRESCRIPTION: America already on this. Obama widely leading in the polls with Americans
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 1:57 am
That must have hurt? Laughable. It's public knowledge. Asking me that question was like asking me if water is wet, or if a dog's breath smells like dog food. Give me a break.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:48 am
You have also completely ignored Obama's quote that he would be too inexperienced to run for POTUS in 08 (he was right). So congrats on getting 33% of the way there. But your distractions, dodges and downplaying still show weakness in your positions. v/r
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:46 am
On the 2nd question, you dodged. What proof do you have that he "edited" them? Looks like you're pulling the same BS tactic you attack others when they claim Obama "edited" his birth cert. I guess that makes you a "taxer" vs "birther". Equally as dumb.
WTFO - October 1, 2012, 1:41 am
Well, this might count as progress, crank. You did admit he donated to charity. That must have hurt, because you immediately tried to downplay it as a rqmt of his faith. Fact is, the Mormon faith requires a 10% thithe. He dontaed 3x as much.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:18 am
...struggling and trying to recover. If the answer is B, then being willing to lie to the public about the nature of the way you run your business, should disqualify you from being in office. The gaffe, I can live with.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:16 am
If the real answer to the reason he re did his taxes is A, then that should disqualify him. A man who can't even do his own taxes, or doesn't know that he overpaid his taxes, does not possess the wherewithal to lead an economy, especially one that is...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:14 am
Now it's my opinion, that Romney's gaffe, isn't really worth disqualifying him from office. Even if those are the words he used. He's a human being, right? Stuff happens. What does concern me however is this:
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:13 am
For example... You read Ann Coulter's book yet?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
So that leaves us trying to determine one of two possible conclusions. Either A) Romney has no idea how to file his own taxes. or B) Romney is not above doing a little "creative accounting", as long as John Q. Public doesn't know about it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:12 am
Keep moving the Goal Posts... Another great lib trick
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:10 am
...in order to appease the public, he's released two years worth. But he edited them, before he released them, so as not to be embarrassed by his obvious gaffe. He can still change them back, if he doesn't win the election, but that's another story.
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:08 am
...and was confident that his statement wasn't applying to him. After all, he's running for office, right? But then people wanted to see his taxes. To 'vet' him, because of this. Romney refused originally, to show any of his returns. Now...
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 12:06 am
I thought bababababa bamster was a christian too
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:05 am
...people who paid more taxes than were legally required, weren't fit to be presidential. Sure he said it off the cuff, but he said it nonetheless. At the time, I'm sure he thought in his own mind, that he hadn't paid more than he was supposed to...
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 12:04 am
WTFO: Yes, Romney donated money to charity. Charity is also mandated by his faith. The mormons call it tithing, but whatever, it's charity. This is public knowledge. The thing about Romney is, he made a statement about how he didn't think that...
romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:02 am
TRANSLATION (WTFO): Whiny temper tantrum.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:56 pm
Second thought, no I don't pity you. That would imply that I care and there's no reason to care of a liberal hater. It just fuels their victimhood. As arnnatz points out, my description of you isn't seen just by me. It's obvious to anyone who's honest.
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:54 pm
What's the matter? Can't handle it when people point out the truth about your hate/lies? I'm sure you want arnnatz to ignore you because he keeps proving you wrong. BTW, you still never answered the questions. You just cried. I pity you.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yes DB. Most of my posters, that use direct quotes, in context, typically send a few of the regulars here into giant hissy fits. Especially if I can wiggle a little irony and humor in there as well.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 4:58 pm
Aren't you supposed to be ignoring me?
deerbag2 - September 24, 2012, 3:31 pm
Looks like this Politifake hit a nerve.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 3:30 pm
or someone who changes their avatar to the name of the person they are mad at because they lost an argument .Talk about PWN'D.LOL.Did you lose a bet? Doh! I would never put YOUR name on my avatar. That'd be like putting "loser"on my name, wait..Romney,Doh
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:41 am
wow! Cranky finally admits all the stuff that has been evident about him all along!
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 9:40 am
nice to see you finally admitting it
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
or one that begins with "BWAK BWAK"
arnnatz - September 24, 2012, 8:38 am
a perfect example of a 12 year old troll is "TRANSLATION: " followed by an ignorant statement
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 8:04 am
14 year old... I think he's talking to your sock puppy RT..
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:37 am
5 minutes in, and I'm a '12 year old'. Keep in mind, this is without any retorts from me. This is just you, logging on to the internet, spewing your hate at me, because somehow according to you, I'm the 'hater'. Get a grip WTFO.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:36 am
4 minutes in and you're claiming that it's me, who is unable to be honest, and respectful. From now on, kindly blow the smoke up your own @$$, ok?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:34 am
3 minutes in and I 'have not integrity', whatever that means. At least you're consistent in your inability to not insult people.
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:33 am
2 minutes in and I'm a 'liar' and 'delusional'. Repeat yourself much?
crankyhead - September 24, 2012, 7:32 am
1 minute in, and I'm 'childish'.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:27 am
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 7:26 am
I hate to be the buzz kill for your stupod posters... He's not seeking a postion above his pay grade.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:46 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't get angry with me for keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.It's scary being a bully when others stand up to me! :-(
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I know when I'm beat. Time to run away again.Hope my spouse doesn't angry with me keeping him up all night venting in bed about internet liberals getting under my skin.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:38 am
Oh,WTFO, no one is buying it. Cranky has pretty good rep on this site unlike you. The truth is that you sentenced yourself to a self-imposed exile because you lost an argument and lost your temper. No one is buying into your BS, most of all, you.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:36 am
Thanks for playing. You and the 12-yr olds can go back to spamming honest users and stroking each others' egos.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:35 am
I do like a good discussion, but that takes honesty and respect on both sides. You have clearly proven time and time again that you are completely incapable of supporting the BS you spew on here, while laughably attempting to claim some moral high ground.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
did answer your question on Romney's quote. Also, by the fact that you still have not answered those questions, you clearly prove that you have not integrity. If you'd answered, then you would have proven you were neither slow or lacking integrity.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:33 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Lastly,I deny acting like a 12-yr old little troll.I act like a 5-yr old troll!Get your facts straight.I'd do ANYTHING to silence liberals and their annoying irrefutable facts cuz they make my lying ears bleed. Devil, are you listening?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
2nd, you whined like a little girl that I claimed you were slow and lacked integrity. Well, I asked simple questions about Romney's charity, taxes and Obama's own words, yet you NEVER responded. That proves you are slow to answer what was asked. NOTE: I
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:31 am
to a 12-yr old troll, but not to anyone who is rational and read how you were factually destroyed at every turn in those exchanges. Now, the 2 options for this claim is that you are a liar (I don't think so) or are delusional for believing that story.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:29 am
I honestly have to thank you, cranky. Every time I make an a**ertion, you prove it completely. 1st, I claimed you were delusional: you proved that by claiming that you have somehow driven from this site thru your childish attacks. That may be believable
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:26 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):Yes, there were some taxes Romney couldn't shelter off-shore, poor soul.It is noble when others give to charity but Mitt hopes we're too stupid to notice when he's using charity to white wash his greed. My BS is complex. Rmoney
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:23 am
Lastly, I neither deny or excuse anyone acting like a 12-yr old little troll on this site. You already know that I support cleaning up this site and what I've tried to do to help. I'll keep trying to help, but it's not all on my shoulders. v/r,
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:19 am
makes it difficult for companies to expand and hire more employees. All in the lie of what is "fair" to Dems. Is it really fair to tax someone's income twice? I don't think so.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:18 am
bite out of a person's income. That's because the $ used to invest in companies comes from the investor who already earned it through other means and it was already taxed at the normal income rate. Raising capital gains taxes destroys investments and
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:17 am
he bypassed the waste of govt programs and helped people. The $ he gave was subtracted from his total taxable income. He was still taxed for ~$16M of income from capital gains. Also remember that capital gains taxes (while lower @ 15%) are the govt's 2nd
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:12 am
Yes, he got a tax credit but accepted less than he was allowed (per this poster) and yes it still counts. It is noble to give to charity but it'd be stupid not to take the tax deduction for it. Our IRS is complex. Because Romney gave $ directly to charity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 2:03 pm

And wtfo, I agree that there are some 12 year old attitudes around here.....but there are some on both sides. If the cons here want to be taken seriously you'll have to clean your own house first (you know which one I mean)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:57 pm

Did Romney get a tax credit for the %30 that he donated? If he did, it doesn't count as generosity, it just counts as common sense.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:33 am
TRANSLATION:Now,if I use the words"courage/honesty",will you please just pretend I'm sincere and tell me what I want to hear?Can you pretend Romney made a big sacrifice for the poor by paying his own taxes?Can't we use old videos of Obama as a redherring?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:29 am
TRANSLATION:Apparently,I need to insult you now since you aren't giving into me.1st:(setting a trap)I admit you are right.2nd:now that I gave you that will you PLEASE just get on the ground and let me walk all over you like a doormat? Got it?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:26 am
TRANSLATION:Yes I do deny Romney's quote.Why won't you give into my whining and just pretend that Romney wasn't caught on ***e dissing half of America?Haven't I whined enough?My tantrums used to work with mom when I wanted a toy.Why don't they work w/you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:23 am
TRANSLATION:I sling mud at other members and at the candidates and don't like being called out on it.Most conservative posters on this site are by Vbattalie and are stark raving mad.When in doubt, resort to condescension and insults to hide insecurity
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:20 am

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